Trump on the Stump: The Crochet Christmas Elf

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Introducing Trump on the Stump, the America First alternative to traditional holiday elf dolls. Designed to honor our future 47th President and former President of the United States, Trump on the Stump is always ready for a rally speech and some mischief. Made in a similar fashion to traditional elf dolls, Trump on the Stump is dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie, and has tiny golden sneakers on his feet, so he can move around silently when everyone else is asleep. Crafted using a 100% custom pattern and made completely by hand, each detail is meticulously designed with love and adoration, from his perfectly highlighted and styled hair to his proud display of the American flag. 

A portion of each purchase will be donated to the Donald J. Trump 2024 Presidential Campaign. Let’s Make America Great Again!

Details: 

Trump on the Stump is easy to position, with pliable arms and legs so he can do everything other Christmas elves can do – but of course, he can do it better! 

Trump on the Stump comes with a mini-American flag and is always found with his thumbs up, in typical MAGA fashion.

Trump on the Stump arrives with a small vial of liberal tears in case he needs to refuel before coming alive each night. NOTE: Please do not actually consume these, and always supervise children and animals. While designed to be non-toxic, nobody really wants to taste liberal tears–they are very salty. 

The Legend of Trump on the Stump will accompany each doll so you can start a new holiday tradition with your family. 

Reserve Your Trump on the Stump Today! Estimated delivery time is 12-16 weeks, depending on order volume. Each item is handmade to order, so the sooner you order your Trump on the Stump, the faster you will receive him. 

Begin a new, America First family tradition and bring Trump on the Stump into your home for the holidays. It is sure to be a classic!

Safety Warning: Some products may contain small parts, such as plastic safety eyes, plastic joint connectors, buttons, decorative items, and/or long threads, which could pose a choking hazard, particularly for young children and pets. It is important to supervise children and pets while they interact with these products. By purchasing from Bluebird Hill Crochet, you acknowledge and accept the potential risks associated with small parts and agree to use the products responsibly. Bluebird Hill Crochet and its owners/affiliates shall not be liable for any damages or injuries resulting from improper use or handling of our products.