Danny the Dammit Doll

Economy have you down? Stressed out? Election year frustrations?  

Introducing Danny, the dammit doll, a unique and unconventional addition to the Bluebird Hill Crochet collection. Danny is not your typical sweet and lovable critter, but he's the perfect companion for those challenging days when you need to blow off some steam. 

With his long arms, Danny is designed to take a beating, providing a great way to release pent-up frustration without harming anyone you love. Simply grab his arms and let out your stress by bashing him against the table, wall, chair, or anything you'd like – he's made to withstand it all.

He's an ideal gift for friends who seem to have everything, including stress in their lives. With his funny and quirky appearance, including purple accents and a tuft of hair, Danny is sure to bring laughter and amusement to anyone who receives him.

Rest assured, Danny doesn't have any plastic parts, so you can bash him around worry-free without the fear of breaking anything. He stands at 12 inches tall, 8 inches wide, and 4 inches thick. Though he may not be the cutest critter in the collection, he more than makes up for it with his incredible functionality. 

₊˚⊹♡ Just like all our cuddly creations, Danny comes with a heartfelt Certificate of Adoption along with care instructions, making him an officially cherished member of your family.

Warning: Bluebird Hill Crochet Safety Information

Some products may contain small parts, such as plastic safety eyes, plastic joint connectors, and/or long threads, which could pose a choking hazard, particularly for young children and pets. It is important to supervise children and pets while they interact with these products. By purchasing from Bluebird Hill Crochet, you acknowledge and accept the potential risks associated with small parts and agree to use the products responsibly. Bluebird Hill Crochet and its owners/affiliates shall not be liable for any damages or injuries resulting from improper use or handling of our products.